Cronus once sand Jason Derulo’s “Talk Dirty to Me” to Kankri and earned himself a lengthy lecture in why that was incredibly racist.

Not really a submission so feel free to ignore this but hey didja know someone wrote a fic with one of your posts? :D

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Woah! Really? I’d love to read it!!

-K

More posts to come tomorrow, hopefully! Most likely.
I can assure you that if this blog goes on hiatus again, I will give a heads-up.

Changes to come:

• I will most likely start queueing the posts so we’re not spamming any tags (especially character tags).
• I will be completely changing the theme so everything is easier to read and navigate.
• I will create a tag list page.
• I will be making a very thorough description, including my trigger warning policy.
• I might even make certain submissions, ones I find particularly interesting or what I think will be popular, into picture posts because those look much nicer on blogs compared to tons of text posts.

Side note: That last one might take awhile, because currently I use an iPad and don’t often have access to a computer.


Submissions and asks are still open, and feel free to submit any questions you may have as well.

-altruisticAutodidact

Equius didn’t hit puberty until he was 15, causing a long time of high pitched squeaks and stuttering when talking to women. (Women tend to make him nervous, the only exception being Nepeta.)

When Nepeta was little, she was once playing on a playground and was hurt on the equipment. Equius has this inhuman strength that made the other kids hate and/or fear him. When he saw get injured, he helped her and took her to the nurse himself. Since then, they’ve been inseparable.

Sollux, Vriska, Terezi, and Tavros read comics. Terezi will read whatever. Tavros prefers Marvel. Sollux and Vriska mostly love Batman, but Vriska denies it.

CG: BOTH OF SOLLUX’S PARENTS ARE ASIAN, THEY BOTH HAD MOVED TO RUSSIA WHEN THEY WHERE KIDS. DOES THAT EXPLAIN IT FUCKFACE?
TG: yes it does
EB: glad thats cleared up hey karkat where are you from anyways
CG: I’M NOT ANSWERING THAT.

Mituna was in a car accident with Kurloz and Latula. Latula has no memory of it. Mituna received brain damage and a terribly broken leg, which has left him with a limp. Kurloz somehow received severe damage to his vocal cords.

Nepeta actually becomes very curvy after highschool, and she runs into karkat later on, long after this change. All Karkat can do is stand as awkwardly as possible and try not to blurt out, “WHEN DID THOSE GET HERE?”

Human Sollux never wears matching socks.